A little girl came home from school and said to her
mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished
for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going
to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by
the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

The teacher came up with a good problem.

"Suppose," she asked the second-graders,
"there were a dozen sheep and six of them
jumped over a fence. How many would be left?"

"None," answered little Norman.

"None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic."

"Teacher, you don't know your sheep.
When one goes, they all go!"

Little Johnny returns from school and says he
got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father.

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"

"But that's right!" said the father.

"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"

"What's the f?@#%! difference?" the father said.

"That's exactly what I said!" said little Johnny.